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Buffalo dollar ass serpent

*In a Canadian accent* We already know you are Harrison Ford, sir.

Pocket knife black man running

Pocket knife Olympics training

W-hat?

Steve-O, Vito, Devo, Tivo, Cheeto

Bwick Elias

Box Fart

Vitos gone wild!

The thing talking to the old man.

Scuze me Asian, Scuze me Asian.

To the right of the brother

Honey, get the camera.

Church o God

Church o Christ

Elizabeths thoughts on Lauras scale of attractiveness: They are either really pretty, or they are Jack Black.

Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Samwise, Merry and Pippin,Canacorn, Legolamb, Frito, Spamwise, Berry and Chitlin

They say that America is the only place you can go from a poor black boy to a rich white woman.

Bugs man, they grow in the grass.

Abraham NONCLIN.

So many stuff

They has this little raccoon, it was like a little rabbit

Cheese-ass

Everybody in the club getting tipsssssssssssssss,s

Jesus almost kinda sounds like cheese-ass

They need to verify his alibi

Chicken pussy

RVs make me nervous-Elizabeth

Gramps Bond OR Bond, Gramps Bond

Old, fart expert (you gotta put the pause where the comma is or else it is NOT funny)

Poctuspie

Pontypoctus

Pontagon. How many sides does a Pontagon have? Just one

Pontipoctuspie

Pontipoctus-agon

Sped crab

Tape-n-rape

Snortin coke at Folks

1 beard the Pirate

Bad Finger the Pirate

I felt like a fuckin tanning booth mother fucker

Leaky fish nuts

Supreme fish nuts in you braces

Desert picture cow blue

Little boy blew. He needed money

Chopstick in love

The Gob

String hole

Laura: Balls balls

Elizabeth: Don-t you mean nuts nuts?

Laura: What did I say?

Elizabeth: Balls balls.

Jack double cheez burger fish

Desert artist steer locker

Harry Baugh (get it? It sounds like ball?)

Leaky Baugh

I feel like fuckin Rice Krispies.

I love it when you call me large poppa

Cont-l b-fast

Chciken Mc...something

Chicken Mc...nothing

Chicken Mc...fish

Cafertia...the spelling on the trash cans in our school lunch room

TOMATTARU!

MAN PILLAR

-God, I was up till the buttcrack of the ass crack of of Satan lat night wrapping gifts.- Laura

Blow up crayons and elastic rabbits

Slut cock ass cat

-It's 2:00, do you know where your children are?- -Sittin right here on my dick.-

-Dead silence- WOW...hot patootie.

Porkstick, bacon club, breakfast cop

The CHUND of music

It-s one of them Estevezes

-Points to flamingo and kid jumping- It-s Velvet Revolver!

-Fuckin, the god-damned Jiminy Cricket-

-Your Face in a bag is beating my ass-

Bojnagles!

Hitler the movie

Big hairy pussy

Monkey in the middle...Smokey and the Bandit

Birthday torches

The C-ont-l B-fast Club

Midget bitch

Kunst...it-s what-s for dinner

Sawass Jackson

He-s not a petafile...he-s a wolf

Pee-Paw

Hitler died of diareha because he was squat